Stay Tuned…
January 22, 2008
…For the Novelty Knees post, tonight at 6 (or later…)
Drawing and story on it’s way.
Art Star
January 22, 2008
If you’ve ever had to take an art class, or have ever attended art school, then you have probably encountered the most annoying breed of all human kind, art stars.
Art Stars are bad “artists”. They’re douche bags. They’re the kids who wear their pants, smeared (deliberately) with paints, every where they go because they want the world to know they’re an “artist”. They think after they graduate they’ll “make it”, but they won’t “make it” because in the real world you need talent. They don’t have talent, but they would never know this because their art teachers tell them “good job” instead of providing constructive criticism. They’re the student who *puts a tampon in a teacup, claim it’s a “sculpture”, and title it “Tangerine Amoeba Apartheid Heart Beat IV.”
* Mentioned in Daniel Clowes’ Art School Confidential (20th Century Eightball)

She likes to wear a little bit of something from each decade